Ranch dressing. If I had my own world, the oceans would be made of it. Condiment aisles would be filled with hundreds of bottles of it, and it would always be an option at every restaurant. Ranch just may be the love of my life, and here are ten reasons why you should feel the same.
1. It goes great on fries.
2. It's so good, I have considered drinking it.
3. Heck, it's even good for its main purpose: salad.
4. It's even worth vlogging about.
5. It's worth shouting about.
6. Even big companies know it's a big deal.
7. It has the best aroma.
8. It doesn't matter what you're eating. It just works.
9. You can make a career out of it.
10. Because no other food in the world makes me so happy.
