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10 Reasons Why It's Frustrating Being A Short Girl

Why I hate being a short woman.

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10 Reasons Why It's Frustrating Being A Short Girl
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"Wait for me, I got little legs" is a sentence, as a short person, that I'm used to saying at least 20 times a day. Isn't it frustrating being short? I mean really, people are always making fun of you, you're always staring at tits. Come on. It gets annoying. Here are 10 reasons why it is so frustrating being short.


1. You can never reach anything.

And you constantly need a tall person or to climb counters to get stuff.

2. You can never see over the dash board of cars, so you have to be extra selective over your first car choice.

This can be annoying! You cannot see over that dashboard, you cant get the car.

3. You have to be careful on windy days on campus because the wind just might blow you to the other side of campus!

4. You have to rush to the professor first if she's giving a demonstration otherwise, you cant see.

This can be annoying in biology or a costuming class where you need to see over people to see whats going on.

5. You can never see over the counter at most restaurants, you can literally be saying "hi" for ten minuets and have nobody notice your there!

This is particularly annoying, and it's why you get food delivered.

6. Your feet never can touch the floor in the chair.

7. It's hard to keep up with your friends when going anywhere because you got little legs!

Slow down, I'm little! Ahh!

8. At parties, people always want to see if you can fit in small enclosed spaces, this is really rough if you're claustrophobic.

Come on, guys!

9. Dating can be a pain in the ass because people think your date is tall enough to be your dad, and they hand you a kids menu.

Yeah, you're never seeing him again.

10. People call you names like "Short Stuff," "Short Stop," "Elf..."


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