Well, everybody, it's summer! Well, it's been summer for a bit now. Unfortunately, the real world of working a full-time job has taken over what is supposed to be a fun season for most... Summer is also a time to meet new people!

But sometimes, everything just doesn't come up Milhouse... Guys or girls may turn out to be completely opposite from what they had told you. It's unfortunate, but it's life. So here's why I'm writing about ten ways that ice cream is better than people!

1. You don't want to touch people when it's hot and humid, but that ice cream cone looking like a snack... Literally.

It's WAY too hot to hold hands. But not too hot to touch that waffle cone...

2. It's socially acceptable to have both

Sometimes you can't decide whether you want this person or the other, can't have both and be happy. But with ice cream? Who cares! Get both and be happy.

3. If it melts, you can always revive!

Aware that this is a popsicle in the GIF... But if it melts, just pop it back in the freezer for a while and taa-daa!

4. Awkward conversation? No problem!

Sorry, the ice cream forced itself into my mouth...

5. Ice cream will never break your heart

Girl, Josh may have broke your heart, but you know who won't? Ben and Jerry.

6. Ice cream won't judge you

Yaaaaasssss, you lick that cone! Who cares how sloppy it looks?

7. You never regret eating it the next day

Go on, Jimbo. Treat yo'self.

8. You can get it whenever, where ever.

Pusheen approved.

9. Different. Forms.

Sugar cone. Waffle cone. Cup. Milkshake. Cake. Soda. A bucket. Even in a GLAZED. DONUT. You can eat ice cream in so many different ways.

10. Even on your worst days, it makes you smile like no other.

With necessary toppings, of course.