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10 Reasons Why Baby Groot Would Make A Great Boyfriend

The shape of my soul is Baby Groot.

Erin Farmer

May 15, 2017

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10 Reasons Why Baby Groot Would Make A Great Boyfriend

Everyone wants to find love in their lives. Everyone wants that special partner who will always be there to provide love and support, and who is also adorable to look at. Unfortunately, those connections are few and far between; that special someone is special for a reason. When I got home from seeing the blockbuster hit, Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2, I felt a strange yearning in my heart; a longing that just wouldn't go away. Then, I realized it was for none other than Baby Groot; I knew he was the one for me. Here are 10 reasons why Baby Groot would make the perfect boyfriend.

1. Baby Groot is loyal

Baby Groot is always there for his friends. He would do anything to help them, and even unleashes a hardened, murderous criminal just because he thinks his bestie Rocket could die. Baby Groot would do anything for anyone, and when he loves, he loves hard.

2. Baby Groot is sensitive

I want a partner who is not afraid to express their emotions to me, and Baby Groot is so small that he is just one big ball of emotion all the time. Baby Groot is not afraid to cry, yell, or tell people how he feels.

3. Baby Groot is so cute I want to die

You know when you see something that is so freaking adorable that your heart physically hurts to look at it? That's what I want in a boyfriend. Of course, looks aren't everything, but I fall more in love with those cute button eyes every time I look at him.

4. Baby Groot is pure

I'll be the first to admit that I am a very cynical and bitter person, so I need a partner who is still optimistic and a little naive, and who's more pure and innocent than Baby Groot?

5. Baby Groot loves to take naps

Honestly a must.

6. Baby Groot will always go on adventures with you

Part of the purity of Baby Groot is that he is fearless, and he's a Guardian of the Galaxy, so you know he'll be doing cool stuff all the time.

7. Baby Groot is a man of few words

I don't need a partner who's going to use a bunch of big words to talk down to me; I'd rather have a partner who can express a lot with a little.

8. Baby Groot is an amazing dancer

Look at those moves. Baby Groot is definitely a dancer, and so am I.

9. Baby Groot is a great friend

A guy who loves his friend unconditionally will love you too. Cosmo probably has an article about this or something.

10. Baby Groot is not afraid to put down roots

Baby Groot is not afraid of commitment. I don't know if this is true, but it was a good pun.

Baby Groot is my lifeblood. If you cut me open, I will bleed Baby Groot. He is everything to me. Everyone needs to get them a Baby Groot.

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10 Reasons Why Baby Groot Would Make A Great Boyfriend

The shape of my soul is Baby Groot.

1. Baby Groot is loyal

2. Baby Groot is sensitive

3. Baby Groot is so cute I want to die

4. Baby Groot is pure

5. Baby Groot loves to take naps

6. Baby Groot will always go on adventures with you

7. Baby Groot is a man of few words

8. Baby Groot is an amazing dancer

9. Baby Groot is a great friend

10. Baby Groot is not afraid to put down roots

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

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