This year's election has been especially dramatic. Why? #BecauseTrump.
Here's just some of the reasons Trump would make a great president.
1. He's so humble.
Clearly he's one of the smartest people alive.
2. He's great at sniffing out conspiracies.
Apparently.
3. He's super welcoming to those who are hoping to live here.
"Let's build a wall and make the Mexicans pay for it!" Great idea.
4. He wants to date his daughter.
Not creepy at all.
5. Remember what he said in 1998:
Republicans: Don't you want to think twice about voting for a man who called you the dumbest group of voters in the country?
6. He's not racist at all.
... *Cringe.*
7. (Continued from six.)
If Trump says all Mexicans are rapists, he must be right.
8. He has a great relationship with blacks.
You did just say that all blacks were lazy. But, you know, oh well!
9. His respect towards women.
Apparently Hillary can't satisfy her husband. Which is the best indicator of if she'll be a good president.
10. He has "big hands."
K.
For the sake of anyone who's not white and rich, don't vote for this jerk. Please. Just don't.
(For the record, I'm not voting for Trump.)