Ugh.

1. The Cherry Blossoms that line campus are not at all beautiful.

The pink petals floating so delicately in the breeze definitely do not remind me of happy times during my childhood and definitely do not make the campus look picturesque.

2. No one likes to study outside.

I would way rather be cooped up in a stuffy dorm studying for exams than out on the green with the breeze flowing through my hair.

3. There are no cute dogs to see.

Everybody knows that dogs are winter animals so they definitely will not be coming out in full force with the springtime and people will DEFINITELY not let you pet them.

4. Saturdays are just not for the boys (or anyone for that matter).

Dages on beautiful Saturday afternoons? No thank you, I’d rather just study.

5. UDairy trucks around campus block the flow of traffic.

The sudden emergence of UDairy trucks around campus is just inconvenient and isn’t refreshing or delicious whatsoever.

6. Your heavy and stylish winter coat will have to be moved to the back of your closet.

Ugh, I would so rather wear my boring black winter coat than a cute springtime outfit. Damn this beautiful weather!

7. Spring outfits are just the worst.

I just can’t seem to find any cute floral or springtime patterns to suit my needs!

8. Frackets are no longer needed.

What do you mean it’s too warm out to wear my best friend’s bat mitzvah sweatshirt to a frat?

9. Teachers will never hold class outside.

I mean who would want to sit outside and learn anyway?

10. Joe Biden will refuse to come to campus when it’s springtime.

I don’t know anyone who wants to have him on campus twice in one month.