I love nuggets more than anything. If you follow my twitter, you are bound to come across a tweet on my page (either from me or something that I have retweeted) that has to do with a chicken nugget. They are my favorite snack and I'm always down for a nugget date. Here are 10 reasons why chicken nuggets are better than school.
1. They won't give you a failing grade.
I've never received a failing grade before but I know that things happen and sometimes you don't do so well on that exam you just took. Nuggets will never give you a bad grade. They won't tell you that you picked the wrong major or that the assignment you just turned in wasn't done correctly.
2. Nuggets don't care if you come to class in sweats and a hoodie.
I have a lot of friends who look nice for class so effortlessly. But for me, it takes some time and finding the right outfit. It's the peer pressure of waking up extra earlier to shower and put make up on before you leave your house. Nuggets don't care if you leave the house in sweats. They always think that you look your best. Especially if you're carrying around that beautiful red and white Chick-fil-a box filled with 12 nuggets and some Chick-fil-a sauce.
3. Nuggets don't care if you skip class.
Nuggets don't care if you hit the snooze button a few times or if you just completely skip class. You might lose a few attendance points from those darn clicker questions, but you won't lose your love for chicken nuggets.
4. Nuggets never stress you out before exams.
They won't give you tons of study guides and relentless study hours. They won't make you find a study group time that fits into everyones schedules. Nuggets will never give you less than an A.
5. Nuggets aren't as expensive as college. ![]()
I just have to say, college tuition is super expensive for out of state and, in some cases, even in state students. A 20 piece box of chicken nuggets from McDonald's is $5. Come on people, priorities.
6. Nuggets don't give you weekend homework.
Nuggets know how hard you're average day is. They aren't going to give you extra work to do on the weekend. They know that weekends are for sleeping in and laying in bed all day with Netflix and a warm box of chicken nuggets.
7. Nuggets won't make you sit in class for an hour and 15 minutes.
The worst part of Tuesday/Thursday classes is the length. These classes tend be longer than normal; usually an hour and 15 minutes. Nuggets would never make you sit through classes that are long. They know that you don't want to come home, excited that it's Friday, and get to Sunday morning only to realize that you have 3+ hours of homework to do.
8. Nuggets don't make you walk to class in the rain.
They won't make you walk in any extreme weather conditions. Walking to class in the rain is the worst, though. Should you wear a rain jacket and rain boots? Or should you carry that cute little umbrella that your mom got you? Chicken Nuggets won't force you to make those decisions. They would never want you going out in the rain in the first place. (Unless you're going out to get chicken nuggets, of course!)
9. Nuggets come in cool shapes.
Does your classroom come in cool shapes? No, I didn't think so. The great thing about chicken nuggets is that you can find them in dinosaur shapes and other cool shapes. It's a way to keep you interested in the nuggets.
10. Nuggets are always there for you.
Nuggets will always be there for you when you aren't doing so well in a class. They won't turn their back on you like some of the people that you will meet at school. They won't stress you out with that project thats due in less than a week. At the end of the day, you can always come home to chicken nuggets.
