I think we can all agree that 35mph speed limit signs are some of the worst things to ever be placed on earth. But the next time you want to show off and venture past the 100mph range, please rethink your decision.
1. NEVER
You're dog won't understand why you never came home.
2. NOT TODAYÂ
Speeding tickets are a bitch.
3. NOT TOMORROWÂ
You're putting other lives at risk.
4. NOT IN A MONTHÂ
You could die.
5. NOT IN A YEARÂ
You don't look cool, you're actually a major dumbass.
6. NOT IN THE MORNINGÂ
School zones are a BIG NO.
7. NOT IN THE AFTERNOON
You're just wasting gas.
8. ESPECIALLY NOT AT NIGHTÂ
Speed bumps are a real bitch to hit at 90 mph.
9. NEVERÂ
Funerals are expensive.
10. NEVER
It's better to be late than dead.
I'll be the first to say that speed limit signs are just roadside decoration for me, but after you get stopped three times in one week you'll eventually learn to slow your ass down.
