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10 Reasons My Dog Should Be President

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10 Reasons My Dog Should Be President
Payton Heidenreiter

With the Presidential Election coming up, many of us are facing a harrowing decision on who to vote for. This is a difficult time for the nation and quite frankly many of us are afraid as to what will happen to this country if either Hillary or Trump win the presidency. What if I presented you with a new candidate? From the Dawglican Party, I present Bentley and 10 reasons he should be the next President of the United States.

1. He's Trustworthy

You can always count on Bentley to come when you call. He is always there for a friend in need and has never uttered a lie. You though Abe was honest, get a load of Bentley.

2. He Doesn't Care About Your Background

Bentley could care less about where you come from or your religion. As long as you are a decent person Bentley is bound to be your friend.

3. He Knows How To Problem Solve

This half Golden Retriever, half Australian Shepherd is smart and refined. Let's just say he knows how to 'dig himself out' of a bad situation.

4. He's Great With Others

Which means he's bound to be great at dealing with foreign policy! When you actually 'paws' to think about things, a lot can be achieved. Bentley has had a lifetime's worth of dealing with strangers and is absolutely fantastic with kids.

5. He Will Say How He Feels

At least in the only ways he can. If he wants to be petted, he will let you know. He would't keep important things from the public.

6. He's Got A Heart Of Gold(en Retriever)

He's a sweet dog with a lot of love to give. He will show the world how to have love and peace over hate and war.

7. The Only War He Wants Is Tug-O-War

Because he is a dog, the only battles he's be interested in are the ones with another person and a rope between him and his opponent. He won't even brag if he wins, he'll just want to play again.

8. He's Not A Fan Of 'Uge Walls

Bentley would rather have an open concept and knows that building a giant wall would be billions of taxpayer dollars that could be spent on much more important things like food and bones.

9. He Won't Get His Email Hacked

He can't even work a computer, so no problems there.

10. LOOK AT THIS FACE

#VoteBentley2016 #dawglican


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