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10 Reasons Why The Only Long-Term Relationship You Need Is With Coffee

There’s a latte reasons why.

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10 Reasons Why The Only Long-Term Relationship You Need Is With Coffee
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Sick and tired of trying to find love with another human being? There’s a latte reasons why the only long-term relationship you need is with coffee. Get ready for a steamy romance based on the grounds of mutual appreciation and fun times together.

1. Coffee is the hottest date you can find. It can also be pretty cool.

2. Early in the morning when functioning is nearly impossible, coffee doesn’t ask questions. Coffee understands.

3. Coffee shifts and adapts to your moods, depending on what you need: a sugary sweet frappe one day or a bold, no nonsense cup of wake the heck up the next.

4. Coffee likes to hang out with your friends. And your friends like coffee, too, so it’s not one of those weird situations where you have to play referee between your significant other and your friends.

5. Coffee will literally keep you up all night. If you’re into that kind of thing.

5. You woke up like that? Perfect. Coffee loves the all-natural look.

6. Coffee has a great looking mug.

7. One of coffee’s favorite pastimes is curling up together under your "Catching Fire" blanket and watching "Parks and Recreation," "Daredevil," or "House of Cards," depending on your mood. And coffee always lets you pick because coffee understands the importance of such decisions.

8. At the same time, coffee likes to go out on the town and be social. You can take a stroll through Lithia Park together or hang out in Boulevard.

9. Through the good, the bad, and the ugly, coffee is by your side without fail.

10. Coffee supports your goals and aspirations, giving you the energy, power, and joy to live a beautiful life.

So go find some coffee and espresso how you feel.

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