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10 Reasons You Should Read This List

This list is one-of-a-kind, guaranteed.

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1. This list contains fun facts such as: Cats rub against you to claim you as their territory.

Sounds like cats have attachment issues, but it's not like we mind or anything.

2. This list will blow your mind.

Like, seriously this is some eye-opening stuff. Also, why not another cat picture?

3. This list has a pug gif.

Why? Because the internet that's why. Also, who isn't this happy when man's best friend is involved?

4. This list will not judge you.

Lists don't normally judge you, but this is just a reminder that this list will accept you for who you are.

5. This list fills its quota of memes.

If it exists, the internet shall meme it.

6. You made it this far, you might as well finish it out.

"Never give up!" - most anime protagonists

7. This list has your horoscope.

Aquarius: You will finish this list.

Pisces: You will read this list with a friend.

Aries: You will pretend that you don't care you're reading a listicle, but deep down you love a good list.

Taurus: You are upset that the list you are reading knows you are reading it.

Gemini: You aren't sure how to feel about the fact that this list breaks the fourth wall.

Cancer: You are having an existential crisis because a list is completely missing said fourth wall.

Leo: You are happy simply because you are on the internet.

Virgo: You probably only skimmed the entirety of this list, which is perfectly alright.

Libra: You're wondering why someone took the time to put this together.

Scorpio: You are wondering why Libra is so curious about someone else's free time.

Sagittarius: You are wondering why Scorpio and Libra aren't minding their own business.

Capricorn: You read all 12 horoscopes just to see if any of them were serious or not (they're not).

8. This list is unique because it is self-aware.

(Insert Twilight Zone music here)

9. This list has a satisfying number of items.

Seriously, 10 is such a nice number. 9 would so close, but not quite there, and 11 would just be too many.

10. This list congratulates you on reaching the end.

This list can't give you a hug, because it's a list...also it just met you...that would be awkward. However, it can present you with the sentiment of a hug.

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