Hi, everyone. My name is Jill, and I'm a Kardashaholic. Its true. I love the Kardashians. I love everything about them and I am nothing short of obsessed with them. But the two people that I can honestly say I love the most (behind Khloe and Lamar, of course) (RIP Kloe and Lammy) are Kourtney and Scott. Just recently they called it quits, and supposedly for good. Hopefully this split will only be temporary, because I do not think I can live without their relationship. They are honest, funny, and hopefully nearly all of the time and I think every one deserves a relationship like theirs. I decided it was time to show everyone why I love this couple as much as I do.
1. They don't take shit from anyone.
They literally do not give a crap what you or anyone else thinks and they will not let you forget it. They live their lives the way they want to and they don't give a crap if you do not like it.
. As I said a second ago, THEY FREAKING DO WHAT THEY WANT.
I wish I had that type of personality to be able to do what I wanted to and not care what others think. I don't think I laughed any harder than all the times that Scott dresses up in his ridiculous fur coats and walks around like he owns the world. Well, lets be honest, they kind of do.
3. They've been managing to raise their kids completely normally.
This cannot possibly be an easy task! When you're the grandchildren to one of the biggest reality show empires in the world, grandchildren of a former Olympian turned Transgender woman, and constantly living in the eyes of the camera, it is completely understandable that you might be a spoiled little brat. But, when you look at these kids, they are completely normal kids. And they totally have Kourt and Scott to thank for that.
4. Their relationship is real and hysterical.
They are literally two of the meanest people to each other one second and then the next second they are showing you exactly how you should love the person that you're with. Gah, they're just literally perfect!
5. They call Kris Jenner out on all of her bullshit.
Don't get me wrong, I love the Mom-ager. But let's be real, she is so full of crap like 98% of the time. Thx to Kourt and Scott for keeping this crazy person grounded.
6. They completely realize that Kim is super boring but makes all of the money.
Again, I love Kim, I really do! But she is so boring and brings little or no sass to the show and my life. Scott and Kourtney aren't afraid to be real with her and tell her like it is.
7. They understand that life happens.
They realize that even though they have a ridiculous amount of money, that life takes control sometimes and there is nothing that you can do about it. But, somehow they manage to still be so fabulous regardless of what gets thrown at them.
8. They aren't constantly obsessed with every healthy eating craze.
They eat like real people and really don't care that it might be bad for them. I mean, sometimes a girl just needs to eat!
9. They always bring the perfect amount of sass to every single episode.
The show would literally not be complete without their constant state of sassiness.
