Harry Edward Styles is the worst. Do not be fooled by all the positive reviews and claims that he is an "cupcake." Sure he may be cute, gorgeous even, but that doesn't matter. All of them are wrong. Don't trust me? Read the reasons below and be changed forever:
1. He's mean to his fans.
So horrible to every person he meets. Can't you tell from above? If you don't believe me, just google it.
Even gives food to the paps. Who does that? Harry, apparently.
2. He can't sing.
It's not like he won the X-Factor. He came in 3rd place. So why all the rage over his "angelic voice." It's mediocre at best.
3. He just hoards his money.
It's not like he donates to charities or even cut his hair and gave it to Little Princess Trust. Nope, he just spends it on overpriced jackets and hair products. No charities whatsoever. Or giving. Or love.
4. Not a family man.
I mean, he never talks about his mom or sister, or are ever seen with them. In fact, I don't even think he likes his family at all.
5. He hates America.
He never visits and has literally no American pride. At all. Harry doesn't even have a favorite football team, how un-American is that?
6. He's not funny at all.
Not.
At.
All.
Don't even get me started on the jokes.
7. He has no sense of style.
Like.
None at all.
I don't even think half the things he wears are even on the spectrum of style; way to make a disappointment of your surname. More like Harry Has-No-Styles.
8. He hates puppies.
Poor puppy.
You can just feel the hatred rolling off of him; I don't think the puppy is having fun either.
9. His jokes are nothing to be laughed at.
Not even close.
Not even classified as cute.
Or adorable.
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
Funny
"Funny who?"
Not you.
10. His hair.
Totally.
Not.
Adorable.
It's not like I want to run my hands through that delicate and fluffy hair.
So there you have it folks. The top 10 reasons why Harry Styles is the worst (even though there is probably a billion more reasons). Hopefully now you realize why everything about him is horrible. His hair, jokes, personality, eyes, hands, voice, clothing, heart... what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Harry; how horrible he is. Worst guy in the world. Can't even think of enough adjectives to describe him, he is just so awful. Definitely don't buy his first debut single "Sign of the Times" on iTunes. Or purchase him on the cover of the Rolling Stones. Or look for the perfect cover where it isn't bent at all. Definitely don't seatbelt it in to keep him safe. Or frame it on your wall.
Don't.
