Who needs a man to make them happy? Honestly? Stop worrying about if he's texting another girl and just eat some fries!
1. Fries will never leave you. Ever.
2. "Types" don't exist in the world of fries. All fries are equally amazing; curly fries, cheese fries, sweet potato fries, small fries, big fries, salty fries, smiley fries, ect.
3. They will never ignore your call.
4. Unlike boys, you can find amazing french fries ALMOST everywhere you go.
5. Lets not forget how fries will never judge you and accept you for who you are inside and out.
6. French fries could care less if you go out looking like a total bum or not.
7. Diet? Who needs one? No boy, no one to look good for, am I right ladies?
8. Fries are always there to comfort you during your period unlike some boys who just don't understand how hard it is to be a girl.
9. You'll never get tired of fries. EVER.
10. And last, but not the least, you can eat all the fries your heart desires!