I love "God's Plan". It keeps me bumping pretty consistently, but recently I noticed something. Drake says, "yeah," a lot. This isn't a new thing either.
Drake says, "yeah," more than Donald Trump says China. He's fixated.
This doesn't seem like a reflex. If you listen to Drake say, "yeah," over and over again it 100% seems like he practices it. Drake just feels like the type of guy to stand in front of the mirror and look at himself saying, "yeah" again and again until he feels like it is the perfect mix of, "I'm so cool," and, "I don't try too hard."
Either Drake has a problem or there is something deeper going on. Here are 10 reasons why Drake might be saying, "yeah," so much.
1. He has an imaginary friend named Carl
Carl has been Drake's friend ever since he was little. Carl isn't convinced he is real though, so he asks Drake nonstop because he needs constant validation that he isn't just a figment of Drake's imagination. Drake has no choice but to be saying "yeah," all the time because Drake won't let him slip away forever. Drake doesn't do his friends like that.
2. Girl scouts know where he lives
Drake can't say no to such cute little faces. He is a Caramel deLite kind of guy.
3. He's holding a phone-a-thon constantly
Drake knows there are constantly natural disasters happening around the world, and he keeps a phone on him at all times so that people can call him to donate to his charity Drake-4-U. He is constantly blowing up, so all he can say when he answers is, "yeah."
How do you think he got his idea for "Hotline Bling"?
4. God told him to
It's all in the plan.
5. He doesn't like shutting people down
Drake is a nice guy - or so he would have us believe. We can assume that people kept telling him no on his way to the top, so he is just trying to be a yes man for everybody. "Yeah," you can do it.
6. He's trying to start a fight with the "yeah" police
The "yeah" police did him wrong a long time ago. Now he keeps saying it just to spite them and get on their nerves. Drake may be nice but he has no time for chumps.
7. He has an easily distracted little dog named "Yeah"
Maybe he has a little dog named "Yeah" with him at all times. This little dog just wants to go check new things out. Unless Drake says this dogs name constantly it will run off and never be seen again. That would break Drake's heart.
8. He is an alien speaking in "yeah" code to his brethren
Drake is either communicating with the Canadians or his brethren three universes over. Polite but consistent, "yeah's," are their morse code.
9. He is living a real life version of Spongebob in Rock Bottom
They can't understand him unless he sandwiches his sentences with "yeah."
10. A new idea pops into his head every four seconds
Drake believes in himself. And he believes in all of his ideas as the next big thing. Every time one pops into his head he automatically goes, "yeah" and then thinks, "that's a great idea."
