I could write a whole article on why I have such an extreme distaste for Donald Trump and his supporters, but I could also write a whole article on my love for "Star Wars." So naturally, here's a nice analysis of all things that make Darth Vader a stronger presidential candidate than Trump.
1. Vader has actual political experience.
He’s literally been the leader of the galaxy, whereas Trump has only ever been a business man with no political experience whatsoever.
2. He would support raising the minimum wage.
Considering he was born into slavery and grew up that way, Darth Vader likely understands of the importance of a living wage.
3. He would support gay marriage.
He understands what it’s like not being allowed to marry who you love.
4. He would know how to handle foreign affairs.
Seeing as he handles intergalactic relations already.
5. He would take a hard economical stance against big corporations.
He ended the war with the Trade Federation, totally recognizing that greed causes major problems for the rest of the country. Look, he even helps you save money with that cute personal bank! No longer would 62 people own as much wealth as half the global population!
6. He would create so many jobs.
Like hello, according to "Star Wars: Behind the Magic," the interactive CD released by LucasArts, the Death Star alone required over 1.1 million employees!
7. He would support women’s rights.
He grew up with a single mother and recognizes the plight of women and the importance of equality.
8. He wouldn’t make fun of disabled people, but instead make sure everywhere is wheelchair accessible.
While Trump made fun of a disabled reporter, Vader would do no such thing. He is pretty disabled himself, considering he basically has no limbs and needs a mask to breathe.
9. Space exploration.
Come on, Vader would have us vacationing in Naboo in no time.
10. Vader knows it's never too late to do the right thing.
As he was dying, he owned up to all of his moral wrongdoings. While we have no proof that Trump won’t do this, it seems unlikely, considering he still thinks he’s the “least racist person you’ll ever meet.”