It's beautiful that even when boys disappoint me (which happens often), I have chicken nuggets I could always turn too. Besides for always being there, here are 10 reasons chicken nuggets will always be better than boys.

1. They'll always hit the spot.

Some days, boys aren't on their game and you know, it sucks when they aren't living up to their potential. So, if they're too busy playing some dumb video game and completely ignoring your needy self, just think you can go get some chicken nuggets right after. Boom, problem solved.

2. Chicken nuggets contain protein.

Do you know what chicken does to your body? It helps your booty grow and woman to woman, booty is more important than boys.

3. There are many types of dipping sauce.

You can have sweet, sour, hot, etc. It depends on your mood, so no surprises!

4. They're always available.

Boys will hang out with their boys, so when you really just want attention, you have nuggets waiting -- no matter what.

5. It's okay to order chicken nuggets at 2 a.m.

Booty call that delivery guy, you need some nuggets.

6. You can pick and choose the shape and size.

Some days you'll want tenders, some days you'll want dinosaur shaped nuggets -- you choose the type of nugget to spend time with. The best part? You aren't a hoe for trying them all!

7. It's okay to share with your best friend.

It's not like chicken nuggets have a say in who they prefer to be consumed by. So, your friend won't be the one who the nugget chooses and you're forced to act happy for her when you're actually very angry.

8. You don't have to impress chicken nuggets.

Don't worry about doing your lunges or eating that salad, you're in complete control. Eat them naked, eat them without makeup on, eat them when you wake up lying in a field somewhere -- it doesn't matter when or where.

9. The worst problem you could face is an unpleasant food baby.

Congrats, it's food!

10. If you wake up hungry, you can grab the first handful of nuggets you can reach and bring them back to bed with you.

Totally acceptable.