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10 Realistic Thoughts About New Years Resolutions

Making a New Year's resolution is easy, committing to one is a whole other story.

Emily Allison

Dec 12, 2016

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10 Realistic Thoughts About New Years Resolutions

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With less than a month until the new year *THANK GOD* I thought it was time to get working on some ideas for New Year's Resolutions. I never like to come up with resolutions because some challenges need more than just a year to figure out, but maybe it's time for some "new year, new me" nonsense. Take a look at my ideas, and write in the comments if you have any resolutions you think I should add.

1. Join a gym with the hopes of exercising...only to never go and bitch about my gym membership over a bottle of cab.

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2. Attempt to date...only to discover I actually can’t stand other people and revert back to being single forever.

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3. Drink less alcohol...only to quit after 10 minutes because wine is sooo ~healthy~.

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4. Join a spin class...only to decided that I don’t want to punish my vagina anymore.

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5. Clean out my closet and get rid of clothing I don’t wear anymore...only to remember I never have anything to wear so I can’t get rid of thing.

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6. Spend less time on my phone...only to get bored without constantly bugging my friends.

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7. Save money for retirement...only to...well this is actually a good idea.

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8. Learn to cook more challenging meals...only to give up because I am impatient and order some takeout.

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9. Watch less trash tv...just gtfo with that idea.

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10. Laugh more...because why the hell not.

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Making a New Year's resolution is easy, committing to one is a whole other story.

1. Join a gym with the hopes of exercising...only to never go and bitch about my gym membership over a bottle of cab.

2. Attempt to date...only to discover I actually can’t stand other people and revert back to being single forever.

3. Drink less alcohol...only to quit after 10 minutes because wine is sooo ~healthy~.

4. Join a spin class...only to decided that I don’t want to punish my vagina anymore.

5. Clean out my closet and get rid of clothing I don’t wear anymore...only to remember I never have anything to wear so I can’t get rid of thing.

6. Spend less time on my phone...only to get bored without constantly bugging my friends.

7. Save money for retirement...only to...well this is actually a good idea.

8. Learn to cook more challenging meals...only to give up because I am impatient and order some takeout.

9. Watch less trash tv...just gtfo with that idea.

10. Laugh more...because why the hell not.

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Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

What does the world outside the library look like?

Can I read this entire book tonight?

I should have gone to class more often.

Did the professor even teach this?

What is the lowest grade I can get on this exam and still pass the class?

Should I just drop out of school now?

Finals are ruining Christmas.

Just wrote three sentences so time for a break.

Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

Brain hurts.

Time for a Facebook Break.

I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.

16. I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.

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