Surely by now we're all familiar with the remarkably terrible but absolutely wonderful movie that is The Room. Filled with gaping plot holes and awful characters, it's also one of the most quotable movies (I think). If you don't already incorporate quotes from The Room into your conversations, below are a few you can use on a daily (or almost daily) basis.
1. "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!!"
For when you're getting really fed up with someone.
2. "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket."
When someone offers an unwanted opinion.
3. "Nobody wants to help me, and I'm dying."
How it feels to be a college student during finals week...or when you're just feeling a little dramatic.
4. "Hi, doggy."
Every time you see a dog.
5. "I'm tired, I'm wasted...I love you, darling!"
For when you're out with friends or bae and drink one too many drinks.
6. "How dare you talk to me like that."
When someone starts getting a little too snarky with you.
7. "If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow."
For those days when you're just really tired.
8. "You're my favorite customer."
For those of you who work in customer service.
9. "I'm fed up with this world!"
When you're just done with everything and everyone.
10. "Oh, hi, Mark."
When you just want to say hi to your friends, or anyone, even if they aren't named Mark.
Whether you've seen The Room or not, any of the quotes included (or the entire script, really) will add pizzazz and a little extra entertainment to your everyday conversations.