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10 Quotes From 'Parks And Rec' To Help Motivate You

For those of you struggling to get by, here's some motivation to help you finish strong.

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Nov 15, 2017

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For those of us who are struggling to make it through a work day, a semester, or just a crappy day, sometimes all you need is a little motivation to help you finish strong. So whether you're a Jean Ralphio kind of guy or a Ron Swanson, here are some fun quotes to help keep you going!

"Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot." -Tom Haverford

*After doing five minutes worth of work in an eight-hour shift*

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." -Andy Dwyer

My exact reaction when my boss asks me how things are coming along.

"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third." -Leslie Knope

Seriously though, Leslie is dropping truths on us right now. Get your priorities lined up and you'll feel so much better. Waffles should always be first though.

"Treat yo self." -Donna Meagle/Tom Haverford

RIP to my bank account because of this one saying...

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -Ron Swanson

If I'm gonna do this wrong, I'm going to do this wrong the right way.

"I'll have the number 8." -Ron Swanson
"That's a party platter. It serves 12 people." -Waiter
"I know what I'm about, son." -Ron Swanson

When the Wendy's employee gives you a concerned look after ordering 50 chicken nuggets for yourself. Yes, I know what I'm about, son.

"I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself." -Leslie Knope

*Me after doing one good thing*

"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me." -Leslie Knope

This is a lot more helpful than you think! They're not yelling at you because you messed up, they're yelling at you because they still love you after you messed up.

"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food." -Ron Swanson

This can be confirmed after a 3 a.m. trip to the diner fueled by self-loathing and insecurities.

"Why don't you turn that frizown upsidizity." -Jean Ralphio

Okay honestly, Jean Ralphio is the perfect best friend that everyone needs when they're feeling down. Between that face and his imagination, what's not to love?

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For those of you struggling to get by, here's some motivation to help you finish strong.

"Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot." -Tom Haverford

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." -Andy Dwyer

"We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third." -Leslie Knope

"Treat yo self." -Donna Meagle/Tom Haverford

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." -Ron Swanson

"I'll have the number 8." -Ron Swanson"That's a party platter. It serves 12 people." -Waiter"I know what I'm about, son." -Ron Swanson

"I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself." -Leslie Knope

"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me." -Leslie Knope

"There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food." -Ron Swanson

"Why don't you turn that frizown upsidizity." -Jean Ralphio

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I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

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5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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