1. Why do we have two mascots?

As much as I love Louis the Judge and Ollie the Owl, it’s pretty hard to explain to any non-Brandeis student as to why we have two mascots.

2. Why do I always feel tired walking up and down the Rabb steps?

*pants* Am I really that unfit?

3. Why is there no pork in the regular, non-kosher section of the dining halls?

I miss bacon.

4. Why do we always seem to have a lack of cutlery in Sherman?

We really need to talk about the number of times we resorted to eating with plastic forks and knives in the dining hall.

5. Will you ever officially recognize Greek life?

I personally am not involved in Greek life, but seriously, it’s about time.

6. Is it really normal to graduate college with three majors and two minors?

I just want to make sure I won’t be the only person outside of Brandeis with more than a major and a minor.

7. Why is the wifi always lagging?

Please, on behalf of all students, let me stream Netflix without the “no Internet connection” message.

8. Why can’t we have our spring break in March?

I just want to see my friends from home.

9. Will you (and the rest of the world) still love me when I become full-on 'Deisian?

Just curious.

10. Can I live in the Brandeis bubble forever?

Even though I will always call Brandeis “my super weird school,” I can’t imagine going to college anywhere else.