Thanksgiving break just ended and students are returning to school filled with turkey, love, and more than enough awkward family encounters to last the year. As you sat down at the dinner table, I'm sure you prepared yourself to answer a series of questions that you'd already heard from every relative and their dog.
Here are the 10 questions college students are sick of hearing:
1. What are you thinking of majoring in?
I don't know, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing with my life!
2. So.... do you have someone special in you life?
No, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'm forever alone!
3. What do you mean you hit someone with your car this morning??
I mean I didn't see a stop sign and I hit a pedestrian, duh!
4. How are your classes?
They're interesting, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'm drowning in work!
5. Are they ok??
I'm sure they'e fine, just a few scrapes and bruises! A broken leg at the worst!
6. Do you like your professors?
Yeah, they're great, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'll never be that smart!
7. You didn't just drive away did you?? You did???
Of course, I did! I'm not trying to pay someone else's medical bills!
8. Were you prepared for the adjustment?
No, jeez, thanks for reminding me that I cried everyday for the first two weeks!
9. Can't you go to jail for that??
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can, so none of you better snitch on me!
10. How are we even related???
Well, my mom is your sister and she slept with my dad and I was born! You're 54, do you really not know how sex works??
I bet all you college students know that these questions are the worst!! If only people wouldn't be so nosy!! But seriously, snitches get stitches, just remember that....