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10 Questions College Students Are Sick of Hearing Over Break

Another question about my major?? Relatives can be such pests when you're home for the holidays!

Ramsay Burgess

Nov 29, 2016

Wesleyan University

10 Questions College Students Are Sick of Hearing Over Break

Betty Crocker

Thanksgiving break just ended and students are returning to school filled with turkey, love, and more than enough awkward family encounters to last the year. As you sat down at the dinner table, I'm sure you prepared yourself to answer a series of questions that you'd already heard from every relative and their dog.

Here are the 10 questions college students are sick of hearing:

1. What are you thinking of majoring in?

I don't know, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing with my life!

2. So.... do you have someone special in you life?

No, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'm forever alone!

3. What do you mean you hit someone with your car this morning??

I mean I didn't see a stop sign and I hit a pedestrian, duh!

4. How are your classes?

They're interesting, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'm drowning in work!

5. Are they ok??

I'm sure they'e fine, just a few scrapes and bruises! A broken leg at the worst!

6. Do you like your professors?

Yeah, they're great, jeez, but thanks for reminding me that I'll never be that smart!

7. You didn't just drive away did you?? You did???

Of course, I did! I'm not trying to pay someone else's medical bills!

8. Were you prepared for the adjustment?

No, jeez, thanks for reminding me that I cried everyday for the first two weeks!

9. Can't you go to jail for that??

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can, so none of you better snitch on me!

10. How are we even related???

Well, my mom is your sister and she slept with my dad and I was born! You're 54, do you really not know how sex works??

I bet all you college students know that these questions are the worst!! If only people wouldn't be so nosy!! But seriously, snitches get stitches, just remember that....

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10 Questions College Students Are Sick of Hearing Over Break

Another question about my major?? Relatives can be such pests when you're home for the holidays!

1. What are you thinking of majoring in?

2. So.... do you have someone special in you life?

3. What do you mean you hit someone with your car this morning??

4. How are your classes?

5. Are they ok??

6. Do you like your professors?

7. You didn't just drive away did you?? You did???

8. Were you prepared for the adjustment?

9. Can't you go to jail for that??

10. How are we even related???

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1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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What are the states that have set a $15/hour minimum wage?

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Because who understands your bitterness better than April?

1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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