After the stressful finals week all college kids have just endured, we do not want to answer any more questions this holiday season.

1. "Do you like living in a dorm?"

Ah yes, sharing a bathroom with twenty other people is great; but not as great as eating Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

2. "Any hard classes?"

Nah, college is a breeze.

3. "Are you getting enough sleep?"

Would you consider four hours enough sleep? If so, then yes!

4. "Is the freshman fifteen real?"

I don't know, ask all my clothes 😅.

5. "You didn't miss any classes, right?"

Whaaaaaat? No way!!

6. "What are your plans after college?"

Hunny, I don't even know what my plans for next week are!

7. "Are you dating anyone?

Let's be real, the average college student looks like a solid four on a good day! No one is trying to get involved in this mess.

8. "How is the dining hall food?"

Not nearly as good as it should be considering how much I pay for it.

9. "How were your finals?"

Not too bad, I only cried after three of them!

10. "Are you excited for next semester?"

I can hardly contain all the excitement.