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10 Puns To Get You Through FInals Week

These puns are intended.

Gabriella DeConti
May 10, 2016
Colby College
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10 Puns To Get You Through FInals Week
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Tough week? If you’re like me, you have lots of exams, papers, tests and projects coming up for finals week. As stressful as that can be, make sure you take some time to read about some funny puns!

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!!

2. Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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5. What do you call a seagull flying over a bay?

A baygull

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7. An untalented gymnast walks into a bar. That's all.

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9. Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side

10. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer!

Now back to work!

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