Tryna pick up a fellow Golden Eagle? I've got you covered. Here are 10 pick-up lines that are sure to win you the affection of that special someone you've been eyeing up in the AMU ... or earn you a slap in the face.
1. "Did you get written up in McCormick last night? Because you've got fine written all over you."
2. "You must be a Marquette basketball game. The moment I saw you, I was 'Thunderstruck.'"
3. "Are your eyes Lalumiere? Cause I get lost in them every time."
4. "You're kind of like Joan of Arc Chapel: the most beautiful person in the northern hemisphere still used for his/her original purpose ... if that purpose is to attract me."
5. "You're like a $9 beer at The Rave — worth every penny."
6. "No need to go to Cobeen on Tuesday. I've already got my hot cookie (*wink*)."
7. To two friends: "You guys are like Caff's and Murph's. On a Saturday night, I just can't choose between the two of you."
8. "Are you a book at Raynor? Because I am gonna check you out for the next few weeks."
9. "Have you heard those rumors about Cudahy Hall after dark (*wink*)?"
10. "You make my heart like Memorial during exam week ... full."
There you have it, Golden Eagles! If you're feeling particularly cheesy and full of school spirit, try these out on your crush. Who knows, maybe you'll strike gold (and blue)!