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10 Pick Up Lines To Try On Wisconsin Women

Because why not try it?

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10 Pick Up Lines To Try On Wisconsin Women

Is that bae you're interested in wooing from the great state of Wisconsin? Consider throwing one of these at her next time you run into her, and see what it does for you. Spoiler: I think you'll have the best luck with number ten.

1. I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe.

2. Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.

3. Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause we've got pick-up trucks. *wink*

4. You must be Swiss cheese because "holey" crap you're gorgeous.

5. Do you know what you have in common with this beer? (Uhhh, no.) You're both tall, bubbly, and delicious.

6. I have the state of Wisconsin tattooed on my butt. (Really?) Yeah, want to see?

7. Looking at you gives me that Packers-won-the-Super-Bowl feeling.

8. I would endure ten continuous Wisconsin winters just to go on a date with you.

9. Girl, you could be wearing Real Tree in the woods, and I'd still be able to pick out that beautiful face.

10. Hey, girl, guess what? (What?) I'm related to Aaron Rodgers.

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