There are many phrases that are familiar to every college student. Some are phrases that we never want to hear again and some are our favorite things to be told. Here is a list of the top phrases that every college student wants to hear.
1. "Let's order pizza."
Hearing a friend say this at 1 a.m. on a Friday night is like being told that tomorrow is Christmas Day.
2. "The exam is take-home."
I don't think professors realize that this one simple phrase will make all students go from hating them to wanting to marry them.
3. "Student Discount."
This phrase just warms my heart. Thank you to all the stores that do discounts to help the less fortunate, broke, college students who lost all of their money on food.
4. "Class is cancelled."
Thoughts going through every students head when they receive this email are "Wow. God is good. God is really good. I am free. Can't wait to sit in bed all day and watch Netflix."
5. "Use my UberEATS code."
$10 off a meal, I'll take that any day. Which reminds me ... use my UberEATS code to get $10 off your first order: eats-luciag302ue.
6. "$2 Tuesdays."
Yup. Any sales works for me #brokeb*tchprobs
7. "The deadline is extended."
Good because it was supposed to be due yesterday and I haven't started it yet.
8. "There is going to be free food."
Ahhh, music to a poor college student's ears. Food. Free. My two favorite words.
9. "I'm going to drop the lowest quiz grade."
Looks like I'm getting a day off of class next time you assign a quiz.
10. "Your package has arrived."
Honestly, one of the most exciting emails that I could ever receive.