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10 People You'll Meet At Every Rock Show

It's inevitable.

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10 People You'll Meet At Every Rock Show
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1. The Stereotypical Goth Guy

Trenchcoat? Check. Black lipstick? Got it. Chains? Yup. Too bad you’re not actually getting into the venue unless you throw those away.


2. The Beyond Wasted Chick

This is the girl that slams a 12-pack while she’s waiting in line and you can hear her ridiculous laughter and screams from a mile away. This is also the chick that you’ll run into on your way out as she is stumbling around looking for her wallet that’s probably long gone.

3.The Guru

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This guy has seen every concert known to man and met all of the band members, too. Forget everything you know about music -- this guy is about to set you (and everyone in earshot) straight. Now bow before your master.

4. The Scene Kids

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Hair covering their face, skinny jeans, rubber bracelets, and lots of eye makeup -- these kids will push their way to the front but lucky for you, they’ll be the first to leave when the real moshing starts because Tumblr is more important than the show they paid to see.

5. The 6-Year-Old Rocker

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This is the kid that will get called up to the stage every single time. Maybe if you dressed like a 6-year-old and cut your hair you’d get some attention from the band, too.

6. The Friend Who Is Bored Out Of Their Mind

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The friend that tagged along because they felt bad for you -- and they instantly regretted it.

7. Steel Toed Boots Guy

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Inevitably the guy that will crowd surf and kick you right in the face.

8.The Topless Chick

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There’s always one.

9. The Guy That Gets Pissed When He Has To Throw Away His Beer

Even though “No outside drinks permitted in venue” is literally printed everywhere. To the back of the line.

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10. Groupies

Easily recognized by their tears and whimpering when the band walks on stage. Will also yell "Marry me!" at least once.

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