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10 People Who Should Be The Next President

Can we just have a redo of this election season?

Sarah Stringfellow
Nov 07, 2016
Judson College
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Election Day is upon us. Come Wednesday morning, we will have elected either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump to be the next Commander in Chief. With that being said, there are several people who I would rather have lead this great nation.

1. Julie Andrews

Just change America's name to Genovia and make that woman queen.

2. Queen Elizabeth

Is it too late to apologize for declaring independence and all that?

3. My 12th grade government and economics teacher.

She seemed to have things figured out better than either of these candidates.

4. Morgan Freeman

If he can play God and the president in movies, he can play the president in real life.

5. Cam Brady from The Campaign

"America, Jesus, freedom." Plus, I am pretty sure Trump's speeches were inspired by him.

6. Michael Scott from The Office

He ran his office somewhat effectively...what could go wrong?

7. Dolly Parton

I really just want to see what she would wear as president.

8. Dwight Schrute from The Office

He would make an excellent president based on his leadership skills, his ability to defeat his enemies and his ability to defend his company (or nation).

9. Anyone not involved in an FBI investigation.

Probably should have the feds backing your campaign rather than looking into it.

10. Anyone who doesn't look like a large Oompah Loompah.

You belong in the chocolate factory office, not the Oval Office.

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