We've been at school for almost nine months now. There's been some bad times, but there's been way more good times. Still, when times get rough, it's always good to reflect on the people in your life that haven't thought about you at all since you left and have nearly completely forgotten about you.

1. Most of your cousins

I mean, they're not your siblings or anything, right? They'll be polite on Christmas and stuff, but come on.

2. All of your high school teachers

You know how many students they've had? There's no way you did anything interesting or profound. Your interpretation of Animal Farm was shoddy at best, and you could barely remember the goddamn New Deal programs.

3. Your dogs

They're not people, or anything. I mean, the only reason they show "love" is to get food and a place to stay. As long as you don't beat them, they'll feign love to anyone.

4. Mark

You guys made out at Brian's party for like, two minutes. That's it. You made things way weirder than they needed to be, he barely thought about it. Plus, have you seen his new girlfriend at Miami? She's a sophomore in Alpha Phi!

5. Your high school cross country coach

Your times were impressive sophomore year, but you never really reached your potential. Everyone knows you only got to travel to regionals because you were a senior, anyways.

6. Your aunts or uncles that are just married to your parents' siblings

They're not even technically related to you. Plus, they've got their own kids to worry about and accomplishments to be proud of. Did you hear Barry got into Dartmouth?

7. The people you built that house for on your mission trip

I mean, they were doing most of the work anyway. You probably could've just donated some money and left. I mean, Evan at least spoke Spanish. You just kinda put that kid on your shoulders and got your ass kicked in soccer. Your Instagram didn't even get 200 likes when you got back!

8. Your neighbor that moved away in fourth grade

Johnny was two years older than you anyway. The only reason you guys played together was just convenience. He made tons of new friends in Tuscon, so even though he commented "yes! let's catch up soon" on your profile picture change, your relationship will always been superficial.

9. Your first kiss

Wait, you didn't get your first kiss until sophomore year? Oh my goodness, that's embarrassing. Plus Josh kissed like, two others girls that night anyways.

10. Your freshman year roommate.

Well, they haven't technically forgotten you yet. But they will. Oh, they will. Just cause you both said you liked Grey's Anatomy and JCrew on Facebook didn't mean you'd be good roommates. They complained about you everyday to their real friends. You probably won't even say "hello" while passing each other on the way to class. It's honestly your fault for waking them at 2:30 in the morning every night when they had an 8 a.m.