10. People who don't hate commercials
Buy this! No matter what it is! You'll feel better.
9. People who don't obey food logic
This makes me so uneasy.
8. People who don't use turn signals
Oh, you're turning? If only there was someway you could SIGNAL THAT!!!
7. People who don't appreciate music
Music makes life better.
6. People who don't like dogs
Do they just hate joy too?
5. People who don't respect servers
Be polite and tip well.
4. People who don't know how to be alone
You're stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, get comfortable.
3. People who don't tell the truth
Honesty is beautiful.
2. People who don't understand consent
Consent is sexy
1. You
Because I learn from my mistakes.