Have you ever just met a person and they drop a huge bomb on you leaving you wondering how you can move on and love that person? Have you ever experienced a moment that really grinds your gears and you leave that situation with PTSD. This list narrows down the people who make you question everyone you have ever met. Beware, someone that you know and love could posses some of these qualities that will make you have trust issues. Forever breaking that glass on your relationship.
10. People who create celebrity Twitters and Instagrams acting like they are that celebrity: There has to be someone if your life who has made one of these. They could be your sorority sister, the lady who makes your sandwich at husker hoagies, or even your own best friend. All I have to say is what pleasure do you people get from this? You make everyone’s life harder when all we are just trying to do is follow Evan Peters on Instagram.
9. People who hate Beyoncé: It’s okay if you don’t listen to her music; we all have our own taste. But you can’t disrespect Queen B. Like if you don’t like Beyoncé something is seriously lose in your head. To be honest I’m not a fan of Beyoncé yet I’m a fan of Beyoncé, because she’s flawless and she’s Beyoncé.
8. People who don’t have Netflix accounts: “Hey do you want to stay in and watch Netflix this weekend?” “ I would but I don’t have a Netflix.” HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE NETFLIX? My dog has Netflix. In this day and age it’s hard to come across a rare breed of people who don’t have Netflix. How do you expect me to hold a conversation with someone who doesn’t know the pleasure of binge watching Breaking Bad, Grey Anatomy, American Horror Story or Friends?
7. People who don't tip: WHY?!
6. People who don’t know how to wrap a burrito at chipotle: Yes I do include the people who wrap my burritos at chipotle as being in my inter circle of friends. I am up in that joint (Chipotle) everyday. All I know is you better be wrapping my burrito the right way.
5. People who cry at everything: It was cute the first time. Your tears don’t amuse me now. I don’t want to be looking over at you in the movie thether while watching The Fast and The Furious seeing you balling your eyes out!
4. People who hate potatoes: HOW CAN YOU HATE POTATOES they are the most magnificent vegetable on the face of the earth. Everything good has potatoes in it. Potatoes are my ride or die.
3. I woke up like dis people: The girls that come to class or Monday Night Dinner after they literally just woke up. Its good to have beautiful friends but its annoying when you spend time looking good and you see a person who just woke up. I CAN’T.
2. People who hate Forrest Gump: So you think you are in a great relationship until the person reveals that they hate Forrest Gump. HOW CAN YOU HATE A MOVIE ABOUT A MAN WHO FINDS HIMSELF IN EVERY POPULAR MOMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY. Its Tom Hanks, isn’t he like the most well liked person ever? You aren’t cool for hating Forrest Gump.
1. Ranch Dressing Haters: If you want to make it first on my hate list might as well reveal that you hate Ranch Dressing. Don’t hate the best condiment. Don’t even bother talking to me. You can’t hate ranch dressing and love mustard that can’t be a real thing. If you hate ranch dressing consider us not friends anymore. I’ve done it to someone before, I can do it again.
The Sass is real.
