10 New Year's Resolutions I Won't Be Making
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10 New Year's Resolutions I Won't Be Making

It's not like I'd follow them, anyways.

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The New Year is always a time for big celebration. Out with the old, in with the new, right? And along with this "new", there are always tons of resolutions being made. Everyone always says that with the new year, they will be a better version of themselves. The funny part about this is that no one ever actually follows these resolutions. Even if they seem great on December 31st, they don't tend to remain great once that clock hits 12:00 am and the ball drops. I'm no different than anyone else when it comes to sticking to my old ways. So, with the new year coming up, here are 10 resolutions I won't be making.

1. Eat healthy

I prefer fries over salad, anyways.

2. Be less stressed

Is that really an option?

3. Save more, spend less

I should really buy all those newly released items I'll probably only use once!

4. Get more organized

But, all of my stuff looks great on the floor!

5. Be more social

Netflix is the only friend I need.

6. Get more sleep

Too much stuff, not enough time.

7. Reinvent myself

I'm only a complete mess sometimes... I'll be ok.

8. Quit bad habits

Where's the fun in that?

9. Spend less time on social media

How else would I find out my Facebook "friend" I've never actually met farted today?

10. Exercise more and get fit

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round!

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