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10 Movie Quote Excuses To Not Share Your Chocolate Milk

"To milk, or not to milk... that is the question."

Payton Heidenreiter

Oct 31, 2016

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10 Movie Quote Excuses To Not Share Your Chocolate Milk

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I don't know about you, but I am a fan of all things chocolate milk. So basically, just chocolate milk. I am obsessed. So naturally, I constantly have to think of excuses to not share it with other people. Here are some movie quote excuses you can use to ward away the evils of would be chocolate milk stealers.

1. "This isn't the chocolate milk you're looking for."- Dairy Wars Episode IV: A New Milk

They will quickly realize that they didn't want your chocolate milk at all after you tell them this!

2. "This chocolate milk is poisonous to anyone who has not built up an immunity to iocane powder." - The Princess Milk

Anyone who has seen The Princess Bride will know you are not joking about this very serious matter.

3. "THIS IS CHOCOLATE MILK." - 300 (Milk Cartons)

After you kick them into a bottomless pit they won't ask again.

4. "Frankly, my dear, I don't share my milk." - Gone With The Milk

If you calmly explain it to them in this Rhett Butler-esque manner, I doubt they will trouble you with chocolate milk related matters again.

5. "You can't HANDLE the milk!" - A Few Good Milks

Once they realize just how hard it would be to manage so much deliciousness, I guarantee they will back off of the entire chocolate milk issue.

6. "MY.. PRECIOUS MILK." - Lord of the Milks

Honestly, they might be so freaked out after this one that you may not ever have to deal with them again.

7. "Riiight, the milk for me. The milk made especially for me. The chocolate milk. The milk you aren't having. That milk?" - The Emperor's New Milk

I think this will put your opinion of them asking for your chocolate milk into perspective.

8. "I feel the need... The need for milk. (Chugs milk)" - Top Milk

After you finish your milk with a satisfied sigh, they'll probably just walk away.

9. "I'm the king of the milk!" - Titamilk

When you issue this bold proclamation, they will reminisce to the end of the movie when everyone freezes and no one gets chocolate milk and decide they are better off without it.

10. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR CHOCOLATE MILK." - Bravemilk

They probably don't want to go to war with you so it's safe to say they will leave you alone if you quote this classic.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

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2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!