I love my dog. You love your dog. Our dogs love us.

But 'love' isn't the glue that's bound man and beast as inseparable companions since the beginning of time. At the end of the day, there's a singular, indisputable truth that no pooch nor living person can ever deny. A simple fact that so strongly intersects the worlds of dogs and humans that it unites us together as one. We all love to drop those deuces.

1. Yeah, he's cute. But don't be fooled. The Duke of Dookie isn't afraid to leave behind a mess that's filthier than the rest.

Lou, Moorestown, New Jersey

2. Oh, you thought you only needed to bring one doody bag with you? Guess again pal, this jabroni's a double dipper.

Scout, New Milford, New Jersey

3. Did someone say feces fiesta? Doesn't matter, it's happening.

Bella, Billerica, Massachusetts

4. This dog doodles like there's no tomorrow. And she's damn proud.

Lucy, Massapequa Park, New York

5. Answer me this kemosabe, "Who doesn't love to leave presents under the tree?"

Riley, Moorestown, New Jersey

6. Take it from this guy, "I love to crap!"

Franklin, Liverpool, New York

7. Exception to the list. This dog does not poop.

Pennies, Flint Hills, Kansas

8. Big nose, big heart. Little poops. Like pecans.

Lucy, Stockton, New Jersey

9. Get a load of this ball of fluff. Or actually, grab that load over there. Careful, it's a little wet.

Zoë, Moorestown, New Jersey

10. Favorite play thing? Hint: It's brown and sticky. It's not a stick.

Chessie, Baltimore, Maryland

There you have it. We just might be more similar to our four-legged friends than we thought.