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10 Little Lies All Friends Have Told

A little white lie never hurt a friendship, right?

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All girls at some point in their friendship have lied to each other. Not a big lie that makes you fake or makes you ruin a friendship, however, a little lie that you just never live up to. Honestly, would you even have such a strong friendship if it wasn't for all those little lies? Here are 10 lies all friends have told each other.

1. "We're going to start going to the gym!"

When someone in your friend group says this normally everyone laughs until that friend realizes it's not going to happen. And if it does happen y'all will go once and stop going because you'll think you're dying.

2. "I'm going to eat healthy and get rid of my belly."

Which really means instead of going to McDonald's at 4am we'll go at 11pm.

3. "We won't stay out late tonight."

This is probably the biggest lie ever!! You will end up getting home when the birds are singing and the sun is rising, trust me!

4. "I'll pay you back tomorrow, I promise!"

You won't get your money back which is fine because you'll end up doing the same thing to her one day. Just forget she said I promise because she'll end up forgetting after she enjoys those nugs.

5. "Can I wear this? I'll make sure to give it back when we get home."

You'll get it back two years later after she wears it until it's got holes in it. You won't get it back that same night unless you physically take it off of her.

6. "I hate you!"

This is really code for why do you have to be so truthful and hurt my little heart. She actually loves you to the moon and back there is no hate even there.

7. "We're not friends anymore!"

This happens when you really tell her what she doesn't want to hear for example her being too good for that boy. Or this also happens when you post that embarrassing video or picture on Snap Chat.

8. "I promise, he's cuter in person."

When showing your friends the guy that you're going on a date with you always say he's cuter in person just to be safe. Half the time he's really not but it's all good.

9. "We should go out with friends tonight!"

HAHA this one is funny because you know too well y'all don't have any other friends besides the ones you're watching movies, drinking wine and eating cookie dough with.

10. "We won't eat out again today."

We will go get Taco Bell and eat it at home, that doesn't count as eating out. Right?



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