"Scam today before today scams you."
Joanne the Scammer has become the latest meme-able comedy character to steal America's heart... while we weren't looking (because she's a scammer).
Jokes aside, Joanne has some life lessons and pro tips that can help us all become strong, successful, independent scammers.
1. Don't dwell on the negative things.
2. Believe you are beautiful.
3. Eat healthy.
4. Always be honest.
5. Walk away from online drama.
6. Get regular exercise.
7. Focus on your future.
8. Don't lose touch with old friends.
9. Always walk with confidence.
10. Never lose sight of who you are.
Good luck and stay scamming.