1. Have your priorities straight.
2. You're never too old to look good in a red dress.
3. It's better to be safe than sorry.
4. Honesty is the best policy.
5. Take pride of your sex life.
6. When wine isn't an option to solve your problems, there is always cheesecake.
... well maybe not always.
7. When bae is sick on Halloween, your mom makes a great backup date.
8. Scandinavian words will always be the best way to describe how you feel.
9. You are never too old to embarrass yourself.
10. Your best friends will be always be there for you.