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10 Life Lessons DJ Khaled Taught Us In 2015

If you haven't already followed DJ Khaled on Snapchat (DjKhaled305), you're not doing life right. You're missing out on vital tips for success. His metaphors and words of wisdom will leave you wondering why you didn't follow him sooner. Here's what you've missed.

1. There are multiple keys to success. So basically you'll need a key ring.

2. Keep your head above water. Drowning is not a key to success.

3. Water your plants.

4. Getting a manicure and pedicure will help you win more.

5. An apple a day...who knew?

6. When one door closes, just open it. That’s what the doorknob is for, right?

7. Hygiene is a major key to success. Major.

8. Be honest, but don’t play yourself.

9. Get a haircut. And have your barber use a head lamb for the freshest cut.

10. Food isn't free. Go to work.

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They help themselves to all your food.

Your clothes are their clothes.

They've requested their own space in your closet.

People are shocked when they find out you're not roommates.

They've added their name to your door.

Sometimes they sleep in your bed even though they have their own.

They never knock.

They leave their miscellaneous items all over your room while you and your actual roommate wonder who's stuff it is...

Sometimes they follow you into the bathroom while you shower so they can talk to you.

No matter how much they're in your space, you wouldn't have it any other way.

She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

Her friends will become your friends.

You get to see how your best friend acts around other people.

You'll feel like a proud mom.

She'll ask your opinion.

She'll send snaps of you to them.

Your social calendar will become a little more crowded.

You get to see her genuinely happy.

The time y'all spend together will be even more special.

She'll always have a story to tell you.

You know she will always love you.

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