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10 Legitimate Thoughts Every Cat Lady Has

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10 Legitimate Thoughts Every Cat Lady Has
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Having a cat can be really weird because of how different it is from having a dog. Dogs constantly need attention and are super happy all the time but cats are much more independent and can be a little hard to figure out. They really make you have weird thoughts because they can be so unpredictable sometimes. Here's some of the thoughts that I have a lot in my six years of being a cat owner.

1. Do I control the cat or does the cat control me?

2. Please come cuddle me. Oh, you don't want to? Guess I'm just going to hold you and squeeze you tightly to show how much I love you.

3. My cat totally loves me. Those are just 'love scratches.'

4. My cat wouldn't eat me if I died.....Right?

5. I should buy cat wine so we can get drunk together.

6. God damn it you're fluffy.

7. What if people licked themselves clean?

8. Is it normal to love my cat this much?

9. I hope my cat doesn't smell my friends dog on me.

10. Would my cat judge me if I ate all of this right now?



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