It's the first week of 2016, and I am sure most of you guys are working on your new years resolutions. I know I have! Just to add a little flavor to our serious resolutions, check out these funny quotes on them:
Heh. Let's hope not.
It's just the temptations. Let me get rid of them first. Seriously. It's nothing more. I promise.
A year? Woah.
I am perfect just the way I am. Don't. You. Dare. Try. To. Change. Me.
Well, that was quick. Onto the next one.
Whoops. . .
From spelling to grammar. Yes! Still on your back.
Accurate definition.
Or maybe 1920 × 1080.
The shark's resolution made me sad.
I hope you all enjoyed the jokes. Regardless of them, keep your resolutions! They seriously are the first step to becoming a better person. Even if the to do list is only followed for the first few days.
Happy New Year!