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10 Jokes on New Years Resolutions

The lighter side of the serious To Do List making

Sadaf Ayaz
Jan 04, 2016
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10 Jokes on New Years Resolutions

It's the first week of 2016, and I am sure most of you guys are working on your new years resolutions. I know I have! Just to add a little flavor to our serious resolutions, check out these funny quotes on them:

Heh. Let's hope not.

It's just the temptations. Let me get rid of them first. Seriously. It's nothing more. I promise.


A year? Woah.

I am perfect just the way I am. Don't. You. Dare. Try. To. Change. Me.


Well, that was quick. Onto the next one.


Whoops. . .


From spelling to grammar. Yes! Still on your back.


Accurate definition.


Or maybe 1920 × 1080.


The shark's resolution made me sad.

I hope you all enjoyed the jokes. Regardless of them, keep your resolutions! They seriously are the first step to becoming a better person. Even if the to do list is only followed for the first few days.

Happy New Year!

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