It’s that time of year again! The holidays are beginning and so is that constant flow of holiday greeting cards in your mailbox. Chances are, you will be sending out a greeting card of your own, so why not be emotionally and mentally prepared? Here are a few holiday cards to inspire your family photo this season!

1) “Hello, is this the North Pole? What’s your return policy?” Sorry kid, it’s nothing personal I just don’t think there are enough presents for the both of us.

2.) For those of us who dread the holiday card photo process. I feel your pain.

3.) An efficient way to answer all the inevitable relationship questions your relatives ask around the holidays. “Yes mom, I am still single".

4.) In honor of that one family member who just can’t get their act together and prolongs the photo process with their constant, poorly timed blinking.

5.) “I don’t think this is how the story goes…” Even Fido knows this is just wrong.

6.) “Silent night, holy night…”

7.) Buy their new album, “Baby it’s HOT Outside”. Do you think they do their own stunts?

8.) For the family that knows they are awesome and their presence is the best present they can give.

9.) “Lol. Idk y we even try.”

10. Finally, a realistic representation of the process behind the Christmas Card.