You're cute and snuggly,
And oh, so soft and cuddly.
But at night you kick.
You always love me,
And never judge me (I hope),
Even at my worst.
You wag your tail when
I come home from being gone
For just five minutes.
When we go walking
You terrorize the squirrels and
Drag me by your leash.
Instead of pooping
You sniff around and eat grass.
I'm losing patience.
The mail carrier
Just wants to leave the mail so
Why must you scare them?
I buy you nice toys
But you just shred them to bits.
So thank you for that.
I'm trying to eat
In peace, please leave me alone.
Okay, fine have some.
I bought you grain-free
Food, but you want that cheap stuff.
It's making you fat.
You empty my bank
Account but fill my heart, so
It's worth it. I guess.
