In the first half of the 1900s, the Marx Brothers took the world by storm and made audiences laugh through nearly 20 films. Here are ten Groucho Marx quotes to give you a good chuckle for the day.

1. I intend to live forever, or die trying.

2. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

3. Before I speak, I have something important to say.

4. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

5. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

6. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

7. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

8. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

9. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

10. One morning I shot and elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas. I'll never know.