Hey, You may not know me and I may not know you, but let's be honest AF for a minute. We've all had awkward moments with our crush. You know those moments. If you've never had a awkward moment, WTF HOW? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, PLEASE.
Anyways, back on topic(ish). If you haven't watched New Girl, what are you doing man? Get on that. Just kidding, you do you. Basically it's a great, cute, awkward girl living with three just as awkwardly funny and amazing guys. Haha are you intrigued yet? Well you don't actually need to know the backstory of her character to relate, so "Emily, just get to the article already."
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1. When you walk into the same room as your crush.
You walk in confident until you see it in all of it's glory. You realize how close they are and you slowly retreat while automatically starting to freak out, but also still admiring the view all at the same time.
2. Having to reassure yourself and others that you're fine.
You know. It's chill that the person I am completely head over heels into is really close to me and being the wonderful human being that they are. It's fine. I'm calm. No need to panic.
3. Seeing your crush with another girl that's much prettier than you.
It doesn't make me sad that they're with some other beautiful specimen who they could possibly date. Ha, not sad at all...
4. Whenever your crush actually texts/snapchats/anything you back.
Assuming that you even have those things of theirs! I mean I had the numbers and snapchats of some crushes, but only because we were friends first and then feelings developed. Other crushes, I was just way to scared to even ask for those things, so it wasn't even a possibility. LOL
5. When you seek your friend's help to get your crush's attention.
Assuming you trust this friend with this information. Telling them who you like could go either way. They could either be psyched and help you or they could be psyched and torment you with that information. Making it as uncomfortable as possible every time your crush is around. If they choose to be helpful though, you guys start the digging. Who are their close friends? Are they single? Birthday? Basically, all the things that could help you get closer to them. Hey even though the stalker vibes are strong, let's be real, we've all done it.
6. Making a scenario about you two being together.
We've all (day) dreamed about what it would be like to be with our crush. However, who knows if it will even be as great as it seems in our head. For all I know, we could have actually suck as a couple.
7. Trying a move and realizing how bad it was.
Ok maybe not that move that she made, but I'm sure we've all tried to make a joke and it was totally just cringe worthy instead of funny. If your crush is nice enough they would give you that dreaded half chuckle and your heart just drops down to the pits of hell and then it comes back up because satan doesn't want your awkward little heart. You know what I mean? *Awkward silence and a half chuckle*
8. When you legit forget how to function because you are in the presence of a god(dess).
Whether they are physically beautiful or beautiful on the inside, how dare they? How dare they be so amazing that they preoccupy our minds all the time. I legit almost spoke Chinese to one of my crushes because I was so nervous and forgot how to speak English. English is my primary language. Get it together Emily, geez.
9. When your crush's status goes from single to in a relationship.
Why must this happen? "How could they do this to me? Especially right when I've mustered up the courage to talk to them." We say to ourselves, lying.
10. Accepting your fate.
Nah, I'm just kidding. I mean I'm sure we have/will all said this at one point in our lives. You can't let that awkward moment ruin it completely for you. I mean what's a crush without a little bit of awkwardness!
Crushes are great (and torture) and so is Jess from New Girl (not the torture part though). In the end, crushes are just sugary, bubbly stuff that can happen to be in us. Get it. Like the soda called "Crush"... Good one, Emily. *Awkward silence and a half chuckle* Or I guess that little nose laugh we do since this is on an electronic device.
Anyways, stay strong my friends. Don't let them see that their greatness is our weakness.
Disclaimer: For all you smart alecks out there, I know it was more than 10 gifs. I meant 10 like as in 10 scenarios I guess. I just didn't want to make the title any longer than it already was, having to explain the gif situation. That's it. Ok bye haha.
