Indiana University of Pennsylvania will be celebrating their annual "IUPattys" this March, 2016. In years past, the Saint Patrick's Day themed celebration drew in thousands of college students from IUP, as well as other universities...'cause no one turns up like IUP, am I right? Based on previous years, here are 10 things you can expect to see on the weekend of IUPattys 2016.
1. Green. Everywhere.
2. Delivery cars from every possible pizza place in Indiana.
3. People stumbling home at 3 in the afternoon.
4. Seas of people.
5. Kegs on kegs.
6. Very watchful police officers...and a ton of them.
7. The word "lit" being dropped every 10 seconds.
8. People vomiting at 11 am...
9. ...then shot-gunning a beer at 11:05.
10. An unpredictable amount of tomfoolery, douchebaggery, and chaos.
Which may or may not include shovels, fire extinguishers, and God knows what else.
Keep the fists away and the cops at bay. HAPPY IUPATTYS YALL!
