DJ Khaled is, undoubtedly, the most entertaining celebrity on Snapchat. His stories are a hilarious combination of motivational speeches, his dope lion statue, his crazy adventures (including his jet ski), and whatever his personal cook, Chef Dee, made him for breakfast. His videos and pictures are filled with phrases that only he can get away with: "Another one..." "They don't want you to..." and "Bless Up." He has successfully rescued the key emoji from obscurity by captioning practically all his photos with the little key trailing behind his positive phrase "The key to success is..." DJ Khaled's Snapchat stories never fail to have me laughing, and I've compiled a short list of things you'll only see on DJ Khaled's comically unique Snapchat stories.
1. A bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and the key emoji
It's simple, straight to the point, and reminds kids that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and the key to success. Something I love about DJ Khaled's pictures is that he never moves the caption from the original spot, regardless if it blocks the view of what he was taking a picture of in the first place.
2. His Bless Up sandals
Is it really a DJ Khaled Snapchat story without a shot of these infamous sandals? He can't go a day without saying "bless up" at least five times and giving his fans a good look at his hilarious footwear.
3. Him on his jet ski featuring a motivational quote
Not a day goes by where DJ Khaled isn't snapchatting on his jet ski (or getting pulled over for speeding). He often uses this time to give one of his infamous "the key to success is..." rants.
4. A picture captioned "they don't want you to..."
"They don't want you to" is another Khaledism that makes up a good portion of his Snapchats and is almost always followed by something random.
5. His Another One Sandals
If he isn't wearing his Bless Up sandals, you can be damn sure he's rocking his Another One sandals instead and he'll film them to prove it.
6. Him getting a massage
He films his weekly massage sections religiously, almost always with the caption that these are the keys to more success. Bless up.
7. Him talking to his lion statue.
Every morning DJ Khaled rolls up to this lion statue in his yard and shouts "Lioooooooooon!" It's a major key to success, btw.
8. A picture of a random item captioned "bless up"
A lot of mundane things in DJ Khaled's life are worthy of such a caption, apparently.
9. Him repping Dove or Cocoa Butter
The key to success is to stay moisturized y'all, fr bless up.
10. Apples
The highest key to success is a green apple (or green apple Ciroc if you're real crazy). His kitchen is always filled with both items and he makes sure to document any interaction he may have with them.
DJ Khaled's Snapchat stories are hilarious and kind of inspirational to those of us who want our days to start off with a professional chef-made breakfast, a lion statue, and a ride on a jet ski. If you aren't friends with him on Snapchat yet, you're seriously missing out on 24 hours of Khaledisms.
