It’s that time of the year again. The temperatures start cooling down to a blistering-cold 50 degrees, and sunny San Diego stops being, well... as sunny. I don’t know about you, but Christmas is my favorite time of the year. I love the hot chocolate, the smell of Christmas trees, strings of light strewn around houses, spending time with family and friends and, of course, the presents. While that’s how we traditionally celebrate Christmas in America, let’s see how other people around the world celebrate Christmas!
1. Australia
As you might expect, our Aussie cousins
celebrate Christmas pretty much the same way, except for one major difference:
their Christmas is during summer! While some of us patiently await
half-Christmas on June 25th every year ("Workaholics" reference, yo),
the Aussies are living it up down under. Also, because it’s so scorchingly hot during their Christmas summers, many
volunteer firefighters spend their holidays putting out the massive bush fires located
throughout the country. Now that’s hot!
2. Brazil
Infamous for Carnaval, the "Brazzies" really know how to party for Christmas. While there’s plenty of debauchery found before
and after Christmas, the serious business occurs at midnight on the 25th
at the Missa do Galo (rooster, or
cock mass). After the mass is over, the celebrations
continue with massive fireworks displays and such. By the way, I made up the
term "Brazzies" but I sure hope it catches on!
3. China
These Godless heathens sure know how to
ruin Christmas (along with the North Koreans, see below). Because only 1% of the population is actually
Christian and celebrates Christmas, very seldom are decorations seen throughout
China. This is bizarre due to the fact
that they’re the ones who produce these decorations!
4. Finland
The land of snow and uh, more snow is obviously
going to be a good place to celebrate Christmas. Finnish people go all out for Christmas; they
actually believe Santa Claus resides in northern Finland and write letters to
him every year. They even have a theme park called "Christmas Land" near where he purportedly
lives! For Christ’s sake, these people love Christmas and know how to Finnish
the year strong! Hyvää Joulua! (Merry
Christmas!)
5. Germany
Ah, Germans, always the purveyors of excellent
craftsmanship and world history. In fact,
the whole concept of Christmas trees began in Germany during the Middle Ages when
the Mother of the house would decorate a freshly-cut tree on Christmas Eve and
read verses from the Bible. Also, Germans
sing Christmas carols such as "O Tannenbaum’" ("O Christmas Tree") or "Stillenacht" ("Silent Night;" not to be
confused with Kristallnacht). In certain regions of Germany, there is a
monster called "Krampus" who accompanies
Santa Claus and whips the children who have been bad. This Krampus dude sounds pretty hardcore!
6. Italy
Mamma mia! Due to the fact that Italians
are devout Catholics (and devout fashionistas), Christmas has a special
significance in Italian culture. Nativity scenes abound and presepe,
sand nativity scenes, are common in coastal areas. Their obsession for nativity scenes has
resulted in the world’s largest nativity scene with over 600 pieces located in
beautiful Naples. Lastly, Babbo Natale (Santa Claus) does not
bring children presents on Christmas, but instead, at Epiphany on Jan. 6. Buon Natale e Arrivederci!
7. Japan
In Japan, Christmas is seen as more of a romantic Valentine’s Day-like holiday in which couples hang out all day. If you’re cringing in your seat right now,
then consider this next tradition for Christmas: eating fried chicken. Many Japanese will go to their local KFC and
have a fried chicken dinner with friends and family for Christmas. Reservations
are required if you want a seat. They
sure love their fried chicken!
8. Poland
It’s hard to find a nation that hasn’t
commercialized Christmas and corrupted the sanctity of the holiday. One of those few exceptions is the beautiful
country of Poland. In order to cherish
the religious aspect of the holiday, Poles abstain from excess food and
drinks, and bars and clubs are closed during the holidays. During Christmas Eve, or Wigilia, dinner, 12 plates are served, each of the 12 plates
signifying good luck in the following 12 months, and a nod to the 12 disciples
of Jesus. At midnight, some believe
animals can talk. This would make a great
storyline for any "Dr. Doolittle" sequels!
9. Russia
In Russia, you don’t celebrate Christmas,
Christmas celebrates you. Beside the copious amounts of vodka that I’m
assuming Russians consume, the few "Ruskies" that do celebrate Christmas, do so
from the Nov. 28 to Jan. 6. This is because the orthodox Christians that
live there follow the Julian calendar (as opposed to the Gregorian calendar,
which we normals use).
10. North
Korea
Christianity is actually banned in North Korea, and the mere possession of a Bible will land you in
political prison. Think of these guys as the ultimate Grinches
around Christmas time, and they really have stolen Christmas away from everybody.
Pro-tip: Just head down south to the other Korea and you’ll be fine.
There you have it! Now you’ve cultured yourself and I bet you learned something new today. Since Christmas was originally created in the U.S. of A., countries around the world have put their spin on this great holiday. Now go on, have yourself a great American Christmas and Happy Holidays!