1. Change their Facebook name.

Because yes, colleges are going to specifically stalk you.

2. Wait four years to run the square.

4 years for one lap of the place you hung out at in middle school.

3. Purchase a $400 dress that's still in my closet.

But at least the prom pics were insta-worthy.

4. Think dressing up in black is intimidating.

This is the extent of our teenage rebellion.

5. Only stay for the first half of football games.

And then never care who wins. Go team?

6. Create senior shirts that we get in trouble for every time.

The Facebook comments that went into creating them started wars.

7. Sit in the senior caf.

Because we thought we were special.

8. Get called out for senior ditch day.

Because you were rebellious but not that rebellious that you still gotta follow the rules.

9. Pretend jam for justice was a tailgate.

You planned your carefully cropped college shirt for weeks, perfectly matched with a hat you'll never wear again

10. Turn boat party into a mosh pit.

Bar Mitzvah forever.