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10 Cringe-worthy Trump Quotes To Remind You That He Could Be Our President

He's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

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10 Cringe-worthy Trump Quotes To Remind You That He Could Be Our President
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Long before Trump was prancing around in 'Make America Great Again' hats, inciting riots and getting trendy spray tans in preparation for his speeches, he never failed to be a star media manipulator and entertainer. And now that he has officially pushed his way into the presidential election of 2016, not much has changed. At this point, can anyone even be surprised by what comes out of Trump's mouth anymore? If anything he always makes for a good show.

1. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Perhaps one of his most cringe-worthy statements is this one. We get it, your into tall blondes apparently your daughter too.

2. “I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”

Did you mean 9//11 or…?

3. "If Hilary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

4. "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible."

I beg to differ here.

5. "You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] writes as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

?????

6. "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

We get it, you have a lot of money.

7. "Women: You have to treat them like s--t."

And hows that been working out for you?

8. “I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids."

Classic Trump.

9. "I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There's a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we're not allowed punch back anymore. ... I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell ya."

Ah yes, because violence is the answer.

10. "As everybody knows, but the haters & losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a “wig.” My hair may not be perfect, but it’s mine."

My personal favorite is when he defends his weave.

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